I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
