Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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