Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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