R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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