PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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