p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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