scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
