Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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