Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Swine flu is the new snow day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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