It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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