I must be too annoying 4 u.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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