No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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