I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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