Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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