go do what you do best...puke behind churches
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
