that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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