sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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