Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
