love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
