We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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