She is in my trunk
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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