D3 body, D1 cock
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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