I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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