Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
