You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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