why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
