Welp...herpes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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