Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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