she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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