girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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