I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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