direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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