Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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