just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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