next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
