i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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