think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
ttyl tear gas
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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