I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
