I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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