he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
