i think i have two assholes
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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