the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We are two peas in an std pod
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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