Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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