dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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