hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I DEMAND FORESKIN
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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