but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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