Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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