Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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