Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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