he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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