i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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