But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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