Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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