I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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